Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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