I am puke
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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