i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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