this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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