oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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