There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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