oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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