i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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