Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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