i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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