and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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