And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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