I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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