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She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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