the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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