We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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