Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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