so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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