We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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