There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
wow bdsm is so cute
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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