If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm always down for nudity.
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