I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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