"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
