Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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