Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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