Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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