I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette