Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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