I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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