KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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