So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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