no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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