I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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