Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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