Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
being pregnant is like rehab
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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