ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Houston, we have a squirter
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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