You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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