she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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