Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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