We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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