When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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