i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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