8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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