BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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