She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize