i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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