from now on my penis is your penis
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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