Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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