i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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