I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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