Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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