i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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