these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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