Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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