and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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